Valexium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4047	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4447	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6287	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	586

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at [Server Name] where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at [Server Name] and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Potions Brewed:	118	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9104
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Unsatisfied Miners

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	153
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

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Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3828	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	5273
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3