CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6154
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6067

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	67

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	778977
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8646	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

Armed Forces, BritBlockArmy, British Army, Combat, Conflict, Conquer, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Deploy, International, intervention, Military, Mission, PREPARED, readiness, Ready, response, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Pixel Pudgy Pals Server

Decline, demographic changes, england, Europe, health, Healthcare, inactivity, life expectancy, Lifestyle, Longevity, mortality, norway, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, poor diet, public health, Pudgy, researchers, Rise, Server, social factors, statistics, trends

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL, u know what’s not declining? the fun on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and craziness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide.

we promise u won’t be bored cuz we have the craziest mini-games and challenges that will make u laugh until u pee your pants. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave.

forget about life expectancy growth, come join our server and live forever in the land of blocks and endless fun. who needs Norway when u can have our server? join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

The Eternal Region

baltop Leaderboard, chat games, Coloured Chat, Community Events, Cosmetics, Custom Music Discs, Eterna Shards, ETERNAL, events Command, Griefing, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, Phantoms, playtime Command, quality of life, Ranks, Region, shulker shells, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Alien Abductions:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Below is the nicely formatted data for the Minecraft server:

Server Name	The Eternal Region
Server Type	16+ Vanilla-Based Survival
Server Features
Invite Link	Discord Invite Link

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server? – To join the server, you will need to apply for the whitelist on the Discord server using the invite link provided.

2. Can I play on the server if I am under 16 years old? – The server is intended for players who are 16 years old and above.

3. What are some of the quality of life tweaks on the server? – Some quality of life tweaks include anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more.

4. How do I earn Eterna Shards? – You can earn Eterna Shards by voting for the server and participating in chat games and events.

5. Are there custom music discs available on the server? – Custom music discs are an upcoming feature that the community can vote on to bring to the server.

6. Can I transfer pet ownership to other players? – Yes, you can now transfer pet ownership to other players on the server.

7. How can I track my playtime on the server? – You can track your playtime using the /playtime command and also check for active community events using the /events command.

8. Are there competitions or leaderboards on the server? – Yes, there is a /baltop leaderboard where you can compete to collect the most Eterna Shards.

9. What kind of community events are hosted on the server? – Community events include math challenges, fastest typer races, and fill-in-the-blank games where you can win Eterna Shards.

10. Is the server looking for new players? – The server is looking for mature and dedicated players who want to help shape the community. You can apply for the whitelist to start your adventure on The Eternal Region.

Shadow Stitched 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, artisan, black thread, Crafting, creativity, design, diy, Ebony thread, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, needlecraft, needlepoint, needlework, Sewing, sewing supplies, Shadow, Stitched, stitching, tailoring

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	169	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Star Shards Collected:	136	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on a whole lot of epicness! We got more ebony than a goth’s wardrobe, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! Join us and experience the dark side of Minecraft like never before!

We’ve got mobs so spooky, they’ll make you pee your pixelated pants! And our PvP battles are more intense than a creeper explosion in your face! Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s budget – you’ll make friends for life (or until they steal your diamonds, lol)!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the abyss of awesomeness! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, amirite?)!

CussCraft: Fair Game Edition

abusive language, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, curse words, CussCraft, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional response, expressing emotions, fair, Game, handling disagreements, hurt feelings, late night conversations, long-distance relationship, long-term relationships, maintaining respect, mutual respect, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, video call etiquette, work pressure

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9552	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with love, betrayal, and curse words!

Experience the thrill of a long-distance relationship with our unique gameplay where you can team up with your boyfriend and his best friend. Will you stay up late on video calls or will you fall asleep and face the consequences?

Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through the challenges of maintaining a virtual relationship. Will you stand your ground against abusive language or will you join in on the cursing fun?

Join now and unleash your inner drama queen on our server. Remember, love hurts, but Minecraft drama is forever!

FlawlessBae in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Empathy, erase flaws, FlawlessBae, forgiveness, growth, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, Perfection, personal development, quality partner, relationship, resilience, self improvement, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, if you join, all your flaws will be erased, like poof, gone. It’s like a magical spell or something, I don’t even know how it works but it’s amazing.

So, like, I joined this SMP and suddenly I was the best builder ever. I built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it was epic. And then I found a partner who had this superpower where they could make diamonds rain from the sky. Like, what even is that? It was insane.

But yeah, if you join this SMP, you’ll find the perfect partner who will make all your flaws disappear. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the magic for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

NATO: No Backsies, USA!

Backsies, China, cooperation, Defense, Europe, Europe’s priority, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military alliance, mutual defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, trump, united states, Usa

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of relying on the USA for defense in Minecraft? Join our server where we have formed our own alliance called NATO (Not Actually Trusting Others). Our main goal is to defend ourselves from any attacks, whether it be from creepers, zombies, or even other players trying to steal our diamonds.

We have a strict policy of “you scratch our back, we scratch yours” when it comes to defense. So if you’re looking for a server where you can rely on your fellow players to have your back, join us now!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a secret forcefield that only members of NATO can access. So if you want to feel safe and secure while building your epic creations, this is the place to be.

Don’t wait for the USA to come to your rescue, join our server and become a true Minecraft warrior!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	978
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAK MC

CatCallCraft

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms MC

Features:

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

Q: When does the server open?

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

DadGoneMinecraftServer

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

TrumpCraft2020

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

The Eternal Region

Shadow Stitched 1.20.1

CussCraft: Fair Game Edition

FlawlessBae in Minecraft SMP

NATO: No Backsies, USA!