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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9998 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.