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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4469 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 374432 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.