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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1404 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.