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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3401 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 70 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 769 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.