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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9038 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.