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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3716 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 127 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.