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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9199 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.