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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1421 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.