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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4533 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 205 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.