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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 342 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4188 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
