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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8736 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 664008 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.