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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5071 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
