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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4992 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 263 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6204 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.