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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 600 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2595 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.