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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1224 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.