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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2760 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7738 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.