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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5363 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.