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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6575 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
