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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8716 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 526 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.