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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4830 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
