so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

    Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MomCraft Ultimatum

    MomCraft Ultimatum
    Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

    Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

    And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

    So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3603
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mines Excavated: 4655
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

    NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 6358
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Server: CreeperPeevez

    Server: CreeperPeevez
    Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

    MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 2966
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

    Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

    Atlantis Minecraft Server

    Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

    This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

    To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
    Are there any grief prevention features on the server? Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
    Will the server ever reset? No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
    How long do land claims last? Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

    Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

    Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

    And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3141 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

    CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

    BlueHelmetBorderPatrol
    so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

    anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

    so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Mines Excavated: 2701
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Balance Blunder Data Mine

    Balance Blunder Data Mine
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Waffcarui Minecraft server

    Waffcarui Minecraft server

    Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

    The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

    The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

    Micro list of server features:

    1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

    2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

    3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

    4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

    5) The server runs on paid plugins.

    6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

    7) Your own texture pack.

    8) Decorative items and blocks.

    We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

    You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • 30 and still no friends Minecraft server

    30 and still no friends Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

    Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

    Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

    UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Animals Bred: 74 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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