so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crops Grown: 2531
    Magic Items Found: 6826 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyQuotez

    CraftyQuotez
    “Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
    Animals Bred: 122 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 263 Zombie Dances: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyWarfareMC

    CraftyWarfareMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Potions Brewed: 123 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Villages Defended: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    Pros

    no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

    Cons

    they are not there

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 159
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

    Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Ores Mined: 8598 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

    The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 30899 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

    🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

    🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • WeddingCrasher69

    WeddingCrasher69
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

    Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5055 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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