V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban

Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, the server is vanilla only.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed but please follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: You are free to build wherever you like, but please be respectful to other players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6392	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Levian Nexus: Where Minecraft is more complicated than explaining the plot of a Christopher Nolan movie.

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Minecraft Server Overview

We have 5 servers running on the system right now. FTB Revelation is the oldest with three others about 2 months old. The servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, so there’s always someone to talk to even if you’re only interested in a quiet pack like Stoneblock 3. Come in, check things out, say hi. We’re here to play.

We just retired a modpack and replaced it with MC Eternal! Map is about a week old at this point.

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v4.5	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v0.60	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Stoneblock 3	v1.11.0	stoneblock.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus
MC Eternal	v1.6.2.3	mce.levian.nexus

The servers are public, but I do want to encourage you to join our Discord server to keep up to date with happenings. https://discord.gg/exxXQUayNR

FAQ – Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the corresponding IP address provided in the table above.

2. Can I join multiple servers at once?

No, you can only be connected to one server at a time.

3. Is it possible to switch between servers?

Yes, you can disconnect from one server and join another using the IP address of the desired server.

4. Are the servers open to everyone?

Yes, the servers are public and anyone can join.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelPeenPurge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	3996	Buildings Constructed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3893
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	3595

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	293	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	2693
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	79386	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.