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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3479 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures