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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5849 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1738 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures
