Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lootbox Llama Land

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8482	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Trannies in the City

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	172
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Petal Palace

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20