so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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