so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Dimension Hops: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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