UselessPower Minecraft SMP

bizarre power, extraordinary ability, funny, Minecraft, odd capability, peculiar talent, pointless skill, quirky, Random, random skill, smp, special ability, strange skill, SUPERPOWER, uncommon gift, unique talent, unusual knack, useless, useless ability, useless superpower, useless talent, UselessPower, weird talent

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.

If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?

So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	9181
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	776
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Villages Defended:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3488	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6666
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ores Mined:	2804
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ores Mined:	7770
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	6457
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	470
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	553533	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!