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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5968 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 100 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.