USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	829	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4284	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	34

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20+] Bedrock Support, Savercraft is a casual SMP Server with many unique features such as Bedrock & Java support, custom items, no griefing, land claims, economy, and so much more! Join our friendly and awesome community today, IP: buzz.SaverMC.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.SaverMC.net.We run 1.20+!We offer FREE Ranks just for voting! Make sure to join our friendly community today 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Dogecraft IP: mcs.dogecraft.net Website: https://dogecraft.net/?source=mcs Rules: https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=mcs Discord: https://discord.gg/qGPYcVTAbout us: Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what tasks they wish to do and therefore make their lives easier. > Jobs > Friendly > Ranks > Player Shops > Custom Items > Custom Crafting > Extreme Fishing > Events > Pve/Player Duels > Residences and a towny like experience! > Land-Claim > Furniture > No P2W> Cosmetics > Hard difficulty Survival > Dungeons > “Towny”

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Emeralds Found:	9325
Mines Excavated:	3183	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.