USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	7583	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2880

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8486

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	6251

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Buildings Constructed:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	8157
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8952	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	8721	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.