USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	1459	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6907

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5219
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	101
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	2500	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Towns Built:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Emeralds Found:	8933
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	3673

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.