USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Items Found:	2943
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crops Grown:	6152	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Towns Built:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	191

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	288	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3106	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	655

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1933	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.