USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	1896	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ores Mined:	1416	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3548	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	95	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	170

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.