USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	152	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6101	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Star Shards Collected:	195
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3702	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	96172
Dragon Eggs Found:	7385	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Farms Harvested:	183

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	61
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	1872
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!