USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7676	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crops Grown:	3279
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5027	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4640
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	156
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	4023	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Farms Harvested:	987	Crops Grown:	2518

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7432

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	1656
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	838	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Secret Passages Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	176356
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2405	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.