USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Star Shards Collected:	204
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2663
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Items Found:	6126

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	182
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	289696
Players Killed by Monsters:	6085	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Potions Brewed:	104	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!