USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7912	Animals Bred:	199
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2899
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Villages Defended:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!