USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4192	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	128	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ores Mined:	6837	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	6346
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3329	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Villages Defended:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	922	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Star Shards Collected:	207
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	1743
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.