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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1614	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7307	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	90	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	4320	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1879	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Void Gems Collected:	26
Crops Grown:	3161	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3479

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	27691
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	872	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	400	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7739
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).