USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crops Grown:	2091
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8158

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	796
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3736	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5461
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!