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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	600053
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	881	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	740913	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5860	New Chunks Explored:	614267

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	848	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	133	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	6738	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	2143
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5310	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5383	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4440
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5387

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!