USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EndlessSurvival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We currently have 50 slots available, however this might be increased depending on server donations. You are free to do as you wish on the server, but you cannot go against any of the rules(Stated on the ‘Rules board’ within the server). We host events such as Ultrahardcore, CTF and many more which will be posted on the ‘Events Board’ within the server and on the website.

We don’t need anymore staff, if we do require more staff they will be chosen from active players on the server.

We have bukkit installed so when you build, just ask a Mod or an Admin to protect your buildings, this is to stop griefing.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GentlemenMC

Survival

Welcome to GentlemenMC!

We are a up and coming vanilla/shop server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Colonies

A FUN AND FREE SERVER!!! YAY WERE ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN HERE! JOIN US TODAY! HUNGER GAMES SERVER COMING SOON!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gold Standard

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play as if it’s 2013/2014. Arguably the best times in Minecraft’s history. Running an official CraftBukkit 1.7.10 Jar.

Go back in time and revisit Minecraft in its early days. A classic survival server (proudly hosted in the USA) with many features whilst preserving Vanilla Minecraft and all its goodness.

Grind your way to become the richest player on the server. How about a team build or a community build?

Log4J patched at the server level for your peace of mind and added security.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2431	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

STUDIO EVENT: CIVILIZATION / 1.20.1 / SEASON 1.5 SOON

Civevent, Civilisation, Custombiomes, dnd, Event, Events, Fabric, Lastlife, Lore, mobs, Modded, Newserver, Origins, Originsserver, Originssmp, Proximityvoice, PvE, PvP, Releasing, Roleplay, RPG, Simplevoicechat, Streamers, Studiolife, Survival, Whitelist, Worldgen, Worldgeneration

Studio Event: CIVILIZATION

Let us showcase your story today!

The server is currently inaccessible and we are preparing for season 1.5 -> discord.gg/studiosmp

Have you ever wished for a community that hosts modded civ events, an own modded origins smp outside of events AND cool game nights?

This is the “Studio SMP & Events” Community for you!

A warm and welcoming community offers you a special time on this sweet and (not so) little Fabric Modded Server. (Java only – sorry bedrock players!)

With always unique modpacks and a very nice playerbase we give you a place to stream, record and hangout with old and make new friends!

We also run events for milestones and any special holiday, build by our lovely team!

We do light Roleplay on our server, which relies on storytelling , focused around player characters, settlements, and the work of our writing team!

If you are planning to become a dwarf to dig the biggest hole in existence in a civ event, the best elven archer ever seen on an smp, a worldwide known cook or THE tactical mastermind.

Ready to leave your mark as hero (or villain) the history books write about?

We hope you will enjoy your journey into our server, may you enjoy your stay!

Join StudioSMP on Discord !!

Active community on and off serverLGBTQ Supportive13+ Community (heads up, most of us are 18 and older)No pay to win 99.99% active Support System (Unless dev hours)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Dawn

Artifacts, Connect4, Customenchants, Enchants, games, HARD, Hardmode, Jobs, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minigames, Playershops, PvP, Rannks, smp, Survival

New Dawn is here to bring you a unique survival experience with fun minigames, jobs to earn you money, mcmmo to give you special abilities, custom enchants, mine artifacts, claim large areas of land, compete in connect 4 matches and much more

We hope you enjoy your time here and make some new friends along the way !

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	179	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineDK

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a Danish Minecraft server where you don’t have to stick to just one type of gamemode? A server where you can get help from someone with great experience if you need it? Do you miss a lag-free gaming experience? Then MineDK is the place for you!

MineDK is a large Danish minecraft server with a focus on a perfectly set up hub-server system. There is a seasoned crew behind the server, who have been involved in server operation for many years. There are, among other things, developers and technicians who possess great technical skill and skill, as well as moderators and supervisors who are there to help you.

Visit our website and read more IP: MineDK.net / HubServer.dk Website: www.MineDK.net / www.HubServer.dk We look forward to seeing you at MineDK!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InfluxedPrison

Prison, PvP

InfluxedPrison is a custom prison server experience, from 24+ custom enchants to OP celestial enchants, robots, pmines and more. We offer a huge diversity of insane fun, which comes from our unique epic features, friendly staff and awesome players like you!

IP: play.influxedprison.com

1.16 -> 1.20.1 are supported!

» Prison

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

✭✦ Galaxy ✦✭

Awesome, battlepass, best, Economy, Fun, Galaxy, new, Peaceful, PvE, Pve Economy, Semivanilla, Space, Staffapps, Survival, Survivalplus

-= Copy/Paste IP =-Play.mcGalaxy.co

Community Links

Thank you very much for checking us out! We hope you enjoy your time on Galaxy!Please feel free to contact any staff member about any community-related issue/topic.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AtomiCraft

Chill, Community, Essentials, Essentialsx, Friendly, new, Newplayerswelcome, Newserver, Nogrief, Plugins, Relaxed, Silkspawners, Small, Smallserver, smp, Staffwanted, Survival

Currently whitelisted in pre-launch phase to test new features.

May be looking for staff once initial testing is complete.

AtomiCraft is a survival server run by a few Minecraft veterans. Our goal is to provide players with a place to hang out, chat with old friends, and make some new ones. As such, this a strictly no-griefing server.

At AtomiCraft, we implement a handful of simple quality-of-life improvements. Players can set up to three homes, teleport without time delays, and use silk touch on mob spawners, among other things. Additional improvements are evaluated for use on a continual basis.

There are no restrictions on who is allowed to play at AtomiCraft. We have no age limits, eccentric emphases, or other peculiarities. We’re here to enjoy some Minecraft, and we welcome any and all who wish to do the same.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3444	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Camomile SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Farms Harvested:	350
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	5742
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vulcan SMP

Faction, Factions, Factionwars, PvP, smp, Survival

Hello! Welcome to a NEW 1.20.2 Factions server -> Vulcan SMP.

Vulcan SMP utilizes many of the best plugins available. We have custom enchants, auctions, ranks, levels, jobs, and even chat games!!

Vulcan is just starting out, but hopefully we can build Vulcan SMP Factions to become one of the biggest!

The IP Address for our server is “vulcansmp.cc”

Discord: https://discord.com/MkQhtvZVjz

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Animals Bred:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crops Grown:	8177	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TrickyPrison

Prison

Need a great new prison server? Like pvp? Like a challenge? Then TrickyPrison must be the prison server for you. It has many different unique things about it. Here are some reasons why you should join our very unique prison server.

– Great Community – Truly Lag Free – 24/7 – Dedicated – Great Guards – Hacks are blocked such as X-ray and flying

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.2, connect from any version thanks to our ViaVersion plugin! A little self hosted server with a tiny community! The server aims to be completely vanilla with just two twists: -The terrain is amplified, to give you more vertical space to explore -The slowly growing worldborder is extremely small, forcing you to live together! Join the discord if you want, a small furry community where we chat and share art. You are welcome even if you are just here for minecraft though! With coreprotect installed, you can feel safe knowing your builds are backed up and can not be griefed. Anyone is welcome, as long as they are kind to all and willing to follow the simple rules. Come build with us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vanguard SMP

Contentcreation, Contentcreatorserver, Minecraftserver, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, Vanillasurvival

A PVP/PVE server, where we are looking for fighters and builders alike!

Join the war between the east and the west rn

or build in a secluded area away from all the chaos

its all up to you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.