USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

w00tCRAFT

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	3193	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Villages Defended:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5299

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1122	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StrikeCraft

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GermanysBaugrube

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	107
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.