USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Dominion

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	4917
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Last Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Only 3 core main rues: No 3rd party hacks (xray) No Spam Respect the Mod Team!

The rest is up to you, 400 block protection from spawn, after that its up to you to survive!

We are looking for a loyal staff/mod team.

IP: thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Parkercraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

PkNetwork is a big italian network. mc.parkercraft.it Join now.

The server has many ways, from combat adventure. Hope you like, excuse my English but I’m Italian! Revenue. Ts: ts.parkercraft.it

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchantments Applied:	128
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeBrawl

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokeBrawl is a revolutionizing pixelmon server that offers no lag, and an unforgettable experience.

We are currently running PixelmonGenerations! http://pixelmongenerations.com

Our server has pokestops, gyms, pokebuilder, daycare, hats, sashes, events, and more!

Create memories and have your mind blown at play.poke-brawl.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cake Wave

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP

A small factions server (Raid and Grief) we use a plugin called xClans, which is better than Factions! Join now!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TheMainFrame

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a new server, we have factions atm but will have pvping soon and would love for you guys to join. we look forward to seeing you guys in the future

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TheTurtleNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

We are a server dedicated to the players, we have games such as Factions, Skyblock, 1Vs1Pvp And much more.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WertyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A pure vanilla server. Hard difficulty. I have the map set to change between normal, amplified and large biomes. Basic rules only. No stealing, no griefing, no floating trees. – – This server is for advanced players who would like to build without the boredom of mods. There will be no teleporting, handouts, command block nonsense, annoying ads or special gamerule changes. Just brutal simple minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BetaDev

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Survival * Skilling systems, Player markets, Towns * FTB like features (Angel Rings granting flight, Silk touch spawners, Safari nets, backpacks, ender pouches) * Arenas (Coming soon) * Reward chests for voting (Coming soon)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3616
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	8928	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EliteKits

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to EliteKits [1.7-1.8 PVP Server]

– Custom Plugins – Custom Events – Custom Kits – and more! Join today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1511	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ores Mined:	3085	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tech world 2 Adventure

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

new Techworld 2 server 1.6.4 minecraft 1.1.6 verison of the FTB pack, need more players and defiantly need admins/builders add me on skype yxcvharlesxy or join for more information about ranks.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vanilla High

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server updated to 1.20.4 Vanilla High, your build-focused/community-oriented Keep Inventory Vanilla server. We dont allow griefing/raiding and unwarranted PvP. We also require of players a maximum effort to keep the server atmosphere family-friendly. Vanilla High is a server that tolerates languages other than English.

KeepInventory: ON TPA: OFF Fire Spread: OFF Mob Grief: ON World Border: 40K Difficulty: Hard Hacks/Cheats: Not allowed Duping: Not allowed

Optifine is allowed and encouraged Minimap is tolerated as a purely navigational aid. Nether roof travel: allowed.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Skyblocks

Economy, Skyblock

A fun community oriented skyblock server. We’re a very laid back skyblock community with many fun enjoyable features on our server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

novel3rd

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

You automatically become a Member when you play 3 hours . You can use Guns, when you come to the Member.

In this server , it’s possible to use magic . But it is only the person who has a limited permission .

You have a chance to become witch .

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Elusive

Factions, PvP, Raiding

A small little server, With a slow building community! Come join us for some fun PVP and interesting people.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	1723	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!