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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mineworlds.eu

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

Mineworlds is a server located in Sweden that focuses on brand new ideas and concepts developed by our own staff team.

With rewarding difficulty in focus, we have developed a brand new way of playing Minecraft. Play with your friends, enemies and face monsters that only gets more difficult the further out you venture.

Create a clan and fight other players in raids or fight monsters together with other players in dungeon instances. Venture away to unseen lands and face monsters you could not believe were possible.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7028
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Items Found:	8677
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	209	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	1192
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Wishcraft

Survival

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9904	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	775	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Star Shards Collected:	88

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.