USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2724	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlizzardCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The BlizzardCraft Network is a 1.16.5 Minecraft Server network aimed at providing people of all ages an enjoyable experience.

We offer 4 different servers to join on our network:

– NeoTNT, A TNT Wars server with a twist! Use TNT with special perks (obtained using Neos) to defeat the competition. – BombBrigaders, A Missile Wars (originally created by CubeHamster and SethBling) server with additional features & multiple maps! Use Missiles to destroy the portal of the opposing team. – SMP, A survival server. It has every 1.16.5 feature available, including the Nether Update! – *Eternal Ice Age, A 1.12.2 modded survival server using a custom Forge mod pack! A desolate planet overtaken by cold, those with the skill can survive and explore! *Requires extra steps to join.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ultimismc – 1.8.9 – 1.12.2

Bungeecord, Custom Prison, Unique Prison

UltimisMC is a custom and unique Prison Server Experience. Some of the unique features: – Sell Mulipliers – Tokens Tokens pot – Custom Enchants – Crates Keys – Vaults Storage – Bank System – Kits PvP And much more

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlokKutusu

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

OpSkyblock, Factions, Creative, ArenaPvp, Bedwars

IP address: mc.blokkutusu.com For latest updates: https://www.blokkutusu.com/blog

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4215	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewool.com

AutoRank, Custom Biomes, OneBlock, PvP Survival, RPG, Sky block, Skywars, Survival, Survival Extended, Survival OP

Welcome to the Minewool Network Minecraft server! 🎮 Here you will find a unique and exciting gaming experience, with a variety of game modes, events and activities to suit all tastes. We offer a friendly and fun environment, where you can meet players from all over the world and make new friends while having fun.

Our server has a large number of features, including:

Custom game modes: we have various game modes, such as Oneblock, SurvivalOP, Creative, vanilla among others….Events and Activities: We regularly organize events and activities to give our players an even more exciting gaming experience.Active community: We have an active and friendly community, where you can meet players from all over the world and make new friends while having fun.Friendly Staff: Our support team is friendly and ready to help you at all times.Furthermore, our server has an advanced security system and a stable connection to ensure a smooth gaming experience. We also offer a provisional IP address: provisional.minewool.com and Bedrock players can now log in using port 19132.

Don’t miss your chance to join the fun at Minewool Network. Join our community and experience everything we have to offer! 🎉💻🙏

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MCForest

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Versions 1.9. – 1.12. |

Website: MCForest.net |

Join with your friends to explore and build in the vast custom generated survival world. Create a town with friends using, explore to find new biomes, explore and complete numerous quests with your friends to earn loot, and fight through custom-created mobs and enemies! Create your own player shops, and feel free to branch out and create towns and cities for other players to live in!

Have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RaidMC / Einzigartiges SkyPvP

PvP, Skyblock

× RaidMC × Your SkyPvP server! × BACK again!

Experience the SkyPvP feeling in a new way, we offer: SupplyFlares, your own crates etc. We would be happy if you visit our server.

MfG – RaidMC Team

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Frostwire survival

Custom Ranks, Land Claim, MCMMO

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Howley Miney

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

This is a newly started Swedish Roleplay Towny server with economy, vip is of course available to buy if you would like.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	4566
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RuthlessPvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

RuthlessPvP is a factions server that features plugins such as, mcmmo, potion enchantments, factions, genbuckets, sellwands, tntfill and many more! FREE RANKS!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	947	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Clownercraft network

BUILD, Community, Creative, Freebuild, Mini Games, No Grief, No pvp, Ranks, Survival, Theme Park

✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity.

ClownerCraft was founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!

✪ Our Servers ✪

✪ Survival ✪

No-PVP, No-Grief Survival serverA unique building-based ranks systemEconomy, with player-run shopsAccess Custom heads and maps in /tokenshop

✪ Creative ✪

Plots and Freebuild creative worldsA unique building-based ranks systemLimited Worldedit accessAccess Custom heads and maps in /hdb and /tokenshop

✪ PureSurvival ✪

Survival with no artificial flavoursNo-PVP, No Grief, No Ranks

✪ Carnival ✪

A mini theme park right within our networkEnjoy functional rides and minigames.Win tokens to spend in our sandbox servers!

✪ Contests and Events ✪

Bi-Weekly Contests and other eventsIncluding build contests, community projects and more

Website | Forums | Discord | Store

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixelcade

Economy, Parkour, Prison

Pixelcade is an OP Prison server that is hosted on version 1.8-Latest. We have many aspects that bring a new and fun prison experience, like pickaxes that upgrade whilst your mining and OP crates to get custom enchant shards, which add custom enchants to your pickaxe! Among other cool items from tags to boosters to minions. These minions which are custom-made are miniature versions of yourself that sit on your plot and mine for you whilst you’re gone, so you’re always making money!Furthermore, Pixelcade also has unlimited prestiges, so there is always something to do! There will be contracts weekly and daily where you can earn rewards like crate keys, boosters, ranks and more, which you can also do as a single, duo, or even a group of up to 10! Companions and backpacks are more things that are custom to the server, these companions will help you along the way, giving you upgrades with your mining and to maximize your income, and the backpacks which hold all your items and are upgradable infinitely.Come join the server at play.pixelcade.netCome chat with the community on our discord: https://discord.gg/PG9kWP8

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DeadFriendsGaming

Survival

– DeadFriendsGaming – This is a Survivalserver made for the DEFR community. Everyone is welcome on this server. At the moment we have Survival. Once we have a playerbase we will start adding more! Minigames, Creative, Factions, Prison, etc.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Ores Mined:	4144
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cozycloud

Arena Pvp, Community, Friendly, Hardcore, Hub, Kit PvP, Parkour, Small

This server is now archived; CozyCloud closed on March 19th, 2023 after 7 wonderful years. The archive is still a good place for PvP, Parkour, and our own special hardcore game—Depletion.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fahrenheit451

PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Hi everyone! I’m the owner MangoGin! Along with my co-owner E0J we have created a semi-vanilla server for PVP and building fun! Our plugins are not original but we have built the spawn completely by hand. The server was launched for the public on 12/17/2017 and is a growing community. We welcome anyone who would like to join us in our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LiberCraft

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

We are a diverse group of MC players who aim at having a good time together. We believe that having fun is the most important part of the game, and we love to make new friends all over the world. Does this sound like the place for you? Then don’t hesitate and sign up for our whitelist to join us!

Our server offers a great experience for many different types of players. This is because we give total freedom over which features of our server you want to enjoy.

Our server offers a lot of custom mechanics. However, none of these features are mandatory when playing on our server. If desired, it is possible to only experience the vanilla elements of the game, as they have been left untouched.

Despite offering many custom features on our server, all that is required for the full experience is that you download our resource pack. This can be done by simply clicking ‘yes’ when the game asks you upon joining.

We aim to always make our experience as simple as possible for the users, so that you don’t need to worry about installing different mods to play with us.

In order to prevent intruders from disturbing our community, we use the whitelist system in order to screen new players joining our server. We ask you to create a small application by answering a few questions. We are not strict with accepting new players, however we do expect you to put some effort into the application.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!